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    Dale098

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    Join date : 2009-06-10
    Age : 24
    Location : Stafford

    Rapping!!!

    Post  Dale098 on Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:20 pm

    Macdonalds Rap:

    I don't want no greggs steak bake;
    I wanna double cheeseburger with some fries and shake.
    I want a macflurry for 99 pence;
    I would choose a smartie one if i had any sense but i dont;
    so i wanna king size big mac meal;
    Only £4.69 i mean, what a steal.
    But my ordering is just gonna have to sease;
    so give me my food im out of here, peace.

    By Dale Cartwright

    Dale098

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    Join date : 2009-06-10
    Age : 24
    Location : Stafford

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    Post  Dale098 on Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:38 pm

    Nuns With Guns Rap:

    I walked into a church i saw nuns with guns;
    They had rock hard pecks and they had solid buns.
    10mm Pistol in one of there hands; And the other was holding a chilled strongbow can.
    They all started drinking and they began to shoot;
    1 nun shot another 1 straight through her boot.
    Now in the bible it states 'One should not kill';
    It shouldn't have happened but it was pretty funny still...
    At The End Of The shooting, every last nun was dead;
    But i don't like that word so we'll say there brown bread.
    When the police turned up, I was well on my way;
    You'd have to crazy to think I was gonna stay.
    But my tale has now got to come to a close;
    Was this tale real, only... god knows.

    Dale098

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    Join date : 2009-06-10
    Age : 24
    Location : Stafford

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    Post  Dale098 on Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:55 pm

    Danger Zone Rap:

    In the danger zone;
    When your all alone.
    When the bullets zoom;
    And the bombs go boom.
    When the generals sleep;
    And the soldiers weep.
    In the mud they lie;
    No-one hears there cry.
    In the pitch black night;
    You wake with a fright.
    Death is all around;
    But it makes no sound.
    Rats line the ground;
    All are hunger bound.
    Corpses they eat;
    For there source of meat.
    War is a terrible thing;
    It has one thing to bring.
    Misery and death;
    Lingurs in your breath.
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    Mrs P
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    Join date : 2009-05-19
    Age : 36
    Location : Stoke-On-Trent

    raptastic!

    Post  Mrs P on Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:01 pm

    Eminem eat your heart out!

    Creative stuff Speed. My favourite was the Nun one, some very funny images. Would be great to see some other raps on there.

    Mrs Posthill.
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    kayleigh1104

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    Join date : 2009-06-10

    dale aka speed

    Post  kayleigh1104 on Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:32 pm

    You are really funny lol cheers

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