Rapping!!!

Macdonalds Rap:

I don't want no greggs steak bake;
I wanna double cheeseburger with some fries and shake.
I want a macflurry for 99 pence;
I would choose a smartie one if i had any sense but i dont;
so i wanna king size big mac meal;
Only £4.69 i mean, what a steal.
But my ordering is just gonna have to sease;
so give me my food im out of here, peace.

By Dale Cartwright

Nuns With Guns Rap:

I walked into a church i saw nuns with guns;
They had rock hard pecks and they had solid buns.
10mm Pistol in one of there hands; And the other was holding a chilled strongbow can.
They all started drinking and they began to shoot;
1 nun shot another 1 straight through her boot.
Now in the bible it states 'One should not kill';
It shouldn't have happened but it was pretty funny still...
At The End Of The shooting, every last nun was dead;
But i don't like that word so we'll say there brown bread.
When the police turned up, I was well on my way;
You'd have to crazy to think I was gonna stay.
But my tale has now got to come to a close;
Was this tale real, only... god knows.

Danger Zone Rap:

In the danger zone;
When your all alone.
When the bullets zoom;
And the bombs go boom.
When the generals sleep;
And the soldiers weep.
In the mud they lie;
No-one hears there cry.
In the pitch black night;
You wake with a fright.
Death is all around;
But it makes no sound.
Rats line the ground;
All are hunger bound.
Corpses they eat;
For there source of meat.
War is a terrible thing;
It has one thing to bring.
Misery and death;
Lingurs in your breath.

Eminem eat your heart out!

Creative stuff Speed. My favourite was the Nun one, some very funny images. Would be great to see some other raps on there.

Mrs Posthill.

You are really funny lol